Um, hey. I, uh, don’t actually know why they asked me to talk about myself. What is there to say? I’m Rory’s older brother, and since Thad’s been his best friend for like forever, and they live with me now, we’ve gotten really close, so it’s like having two little brothers. They started RIPP, and I help out with maintaining and carrying equipment, driving, and whatever else I can do to help them chase their dream. I’m pretty boring, so if they didn’t let me tag along, I don’t know what I’d really do. Yeah, that’s it.
Okay, sorry, I’m back. Rory says that’s not enough, and I have to tell you more. I graduated from college a few years ago and landed a great job. I like it okay and have a pretty cool friend at work named Lisa. We’re the same age and started at the same time, but I only recently realized that we’re, like, close friends. I’m not sure how I missed that. And that’s about—Rory says I have to tell you that I love to swim. I swam all through high school and college, and it’s how I stay in shape now.
…What, squirt? No, they don’t care about my new obsession with the color green. No, it is not because it’s the color of Dane’s eyes. Where do you get this stuff? Please, stop before you embarrass yourself. Maybe it is. Shh. Don’t tell.